An Occupy Wall Street-er rails against the one in the drunk tank; a one-woman wet t-shirt contest gets booked; a caramel-faced crook confides in guards.

An aspiring martial-arts fighter tries to wriggle out of handcuffs and gets stuck; a football rivalry takes a bad turn when a Steelers fan assaults a Ravens follower.

An amorous couple get nailed for indecent exposure but continue their bawdy behavior in the detention center. Meanwhile, onlookers in lockup get an eyeful from a booked hooker; and a tourist with attitude claims to be with the CIA.