A female inmate uses her breast size to interrupt the booking process, a loud love-making session lands a couple behind bars, and a jailed porn star tells tales of her unique web-cam exploits.

Guards uncover a woman's grooming aids hidden in an unlikely place, a tourist-turned-inmate threatens to sue police, and a drunk driver who crashed his car into a wall wakes up to find x-rated artwork drawn all over his body.

An inmate gets a case of the munchies after swallowing his entire stash of drugs, a 72-year-old Don Rickles look-alike has a unique excuse for why he was selling weed to teenagers at the local mall, and a woman charged with attacking her landlord fakes an illness to get out of jail.