A search of a suspect's property uncovers a kinky stash, it's hate at first sight when two unruly inmates invade each other's personal space, and a jaywalking suspect has a tough time keeping his pants up.

A pint-sized inmate threatens to "get crazy" during a routine pat down, an elderly woman confuses the Clark County Detention Center for a poetry slam, and a night of gambling incites violence between two girlfriends, sending one to jail with her chips stashed in an unlikely place.

A dope dealer tries to calm his high strung girlfriend, whose nasty attitude earns her a trip to isolation, a drunk and disorderly man accused of throwing rocks at a police officer refuses to admit he's done anything wrong, and guards swoop in to defuse a tense situation when a food tray becomes the weapon of choice between two cellmates.