A six-pack, stolen car, and standoff with police lands a lush behind bars, a night of karaoke somehow turns into a domestic violence charge, and a belligerent boozer nearly comes to blows with a cellmate.

Fighting quickly turns to flirting when inmates of the opposite sex are forced into isolation, a 'drunk' driver spins quite the yarn to get out of his eighth arrest, and a fight over Facebook lands a dope and his dame in some serious hot water.

A scantily-clad female gets booked for slapping her beau at a Sin City hotspot, boobs and bras make for lively conversation between an inmate and one of the guards, and an admitted drug dealer explains his trade.