A tough guy turns cry baby when officers are forced to draw blood, a 'drunk' driver threatens to bite off the noses and toes of her arresting officers, and an inmate hasn't the slightest clue how she wound up in police custody.

It's restraint chair time for two loudmouth inmates, a young mother confides in guards about her meth addiction, and a couple of pros break down the concept of "ho-cializing."

A six-pack, stolen car, and standoff with police lands a lush behind bars, a night of karaoke somehow turns into a domestic violence charge, and a belligerent boozer nearly comes to blows with a cellmate.