First, a "drama queen" wearing nothing but her nightgown is brought in after assaulting the cab driver she insists was trying to kill her. Then, a former meth addict describes to officers how she assaulted her husband with a hot pot of tomato sauce. Plus, a mother is charged with leaving her kids inside a locked car while she hit the tables.

First, a homeless man arrested for drinking in public has a hard time keeping his pants up. Then, officers are forced to separate two inmates when they're caught kissing in the open booking area. Plus, a pat down of one female inmate reveals a hidden stash in her bra.

First, an inebriated inmate humors officers with his Houdini-like ability to free his legs from restraints. Then, a young woman arrested for hitting her mother refuses to take responsibility for her actions. And, an inmate threatens guards who stepped on his $300 sneakers.