First, officers are forced to go "hands on" when a homeless man brought it on charges of public intoxication goes bonkers. Then, an uncooperative inmate blames his behavior on a litany of medical problems. And, a disruptive female brought in on trespassing tries to justify her actions by claiming she's Jesus Christ.

A scantily-clad woman busted for using a fake ID refuses to don jail garb, an inmate breaks down in tears after telling officers about his meth addiction, and a loud-mouth who can't handle her alcohol very well is carted off to isolation.

A tough guy turns cry baby when officers are forced to draw blood, a 'drunk' driver threatens to bite off the noses and toes of her arresting officers, and an inmate hasn't the slightest clue how she wound up in police custody.